My Mouth
Now please don't be put off by the sight of my mouth. I came across a dentist a while back that is a pioneer in recycled fillings. So while they might not be the prettiest things to look at, they do the job just fine.
See his theory is that though you get a thorough checking of your deeds and misdeed when you're trying to get though the pearly gates, God doesn't take much notice of your bicuspids. That's not to say he's not lookin at your smile and all, it's just that even God's had a filling or two in all of the eternity that he's been around. I imagine He has bit of a sweet tooth and needs a Jolly Rancher once in a while like the rest of us.
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